Dear Filly,
What are your plans for the summer?
Sincerely, Beachy Betty
Dear Betty,
Sun soaked beach trips, trots across every field in Tift County, galloping around the shops downtown… I’m getting excited just thinking about it! I’ve been waiting for summer break since last summer!
I plan on living it up this summer, from taking day trips, to hanging out with all my friends! I’m most excited to get some rest and relaxation, though. Next weekend, I’m rewarding myself for (hopefully!) acing my finals by getting my hooves done, then heading on a beach trip. If y’all dont hear from me, just know im trotting around the sand with my new press on hooves!
Sincerely, Filly
Dear Filly,
How does it feel to run the “Dear Filly” column now?
Sincerely, Glomabella Gunch
Dear Gunch,
Well, well, well… if it isn’t Mrs. Glomabella Gunch, back at the paper BEGGING for relevancy again. For those not in the know, (and lets face it, that’s pretty much everyone given how boring she is!) Mrs. Gunch ran this column before the fabulous Filly trotted in and saved this entire segment!
To answer your question, it feels wonderful, Glomabella. I truly love it. I get to actually help people while having fun, unlike “Ask Glomabella Gunch.” The only thing they “asked” you was to step aside for the beloved dearest Filly. Now, be gone with your big toothed self, Filly has a column to run!
Sincerely, Filly